Drunk parents + children + vehicular recklessness = total and complete insanity.

Aaron Stefanski (pictured left) and Jessica Clark (pictured) were apprehended by police for allegedly strapping four children to the hood of their car and then driving away after they left a liquor store Monday evening…

The Fort Wayne, Ind., couple were spotted by someone who summoned 911, when they spotted the vehicle as it was exiting the parking lot of the liquor store.  According to witnesses, the children were strapped across their legs and were squirming as if they wanted to get out but didn’t know how.

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Police said when they arrested Stefanski that he was crying and stating that the entire incident was a joke; he reportedly thought the kids were having fun.

Clearly this part of a new child-endangerment trend sweeping the nation.